Here are a few ways we parents with small kids and drugged-out rockstars are so similar:
1) We sport the same hair. Yes, we all have at one time or another had this very same hair style. Some of us have this All the time.
2) We dress the same. Yes, sometimes all you have time for is a scarf.
3) We hear our name screamed out a thousand times a day. Just like we're on stage at a rock concert. Except you're not at a concert.
4) We don't know what day of the week it is...or even what time of day it is.
5) We look like we haven't slept in months, maybe years.
6) We spend a lot of time covered in puke.
7) We wear lots of makeup and dark sunglasses to cover up the red eyes, dark circles, and bags.
8) As soon as the money comes in, it's going out.
Yeah, cause, you know, we always have plenty cash.
See, we have so much in common!